Cheezy wants to become a fighting machine
Well people, I have decided that I have to get fit. I need to actually get into shape. “How are you going to do this Cheezy?” I hear you all ask, well that’s an interesting question. the Cheezyboi is thinking of taking up a martial art again. I done Shoto kan style karate for 6 years, but stopped doing that 7 years ago now, so i’ve forgotten nearly all of it. But, i’m not gonna do that, i’m hoping to make it more interesting. I’m wanting to study the Russian martial art of “Systema”, otherwise known as “Spetsnaz”. It’s used by the Russian military and not only does it teach you how to open a can of uber whoop ass, it also teaches you how to get your body into shape, along with your mind. It’s not a graded art, you don’t do it for belts or tabs, you do it for yourself, which I find an interesting approach. For a student, it costs £25 a month for 8 classes, full time job, £50 a month.
I’m hoping to have the cash to do it soon, so if theres anyone who’d like to join me, give me a call…or email, text, infact, even a flare signal.
Cheezy
July 28th, 2005 at 7:10 pm
Cheezy,
I think you should learn fuk-yu, its a traditional scottish martial art
July 29th, 2005 at 11:05 am
Ah, i know it very well
it involves head butting ppl and then kicking them when theyre down is it not
July 29th, 2005 at 12:35 pm
You got it, but to become a true master of Fuk-Yu, you must drink the sacred wine of Buckfast, learn the war cries “Whit you lookin at” and “Moan then ya bass”. You must also know the ways of the dole office and either dress in the sacred robes of green or blue, or the urban tracksuites of Burberry. This sport is all in favour of taking performances enhancing drugs such as ecceys and coke, and blade combat is also encouraged. Fighting tournements are held nightly at bus stops through out Scotland.
Isn’t it great being Scottish!!!!
GI
August 1st, 2005 at 1:27 pm
Systema is fun -youa re gonna like it!