The life of Cheeze explained

Ok, i’ve been thinking today(I know,thats a novel idea for me), but the thought that Ben Affleck deserves to die came into my head. And do ya know what, it’s true. What does he contribute to the world? BAD ACTING. Look at Daredevil. I did enjoy the film, but it was no Spider-Man, was it? Also, from speaking to people who have actually read the comics, DD DOESN’T kill people on purpose, like he did in the film.

Another reason that he deserves to die is the fact he’s got my woman preggers. Yep, he and Jennifer Garner are having a baby. They are also now gettin married. What does she see in him, is she blind! She’s far too good for him.

Here’s where some help would be useful. I need a sniper rifle, some plane tickets to America and a helicopter for my getaway, who’s gonna give me then?

Ok, as most of you will know, at christmas there, I worked for Debenhams. You’ll also know that they had to let me go cos my contract ended. “Fine”, I thought to myself, “that’s life”.

Well today, I walk in and open a letter for me. Said letter is from Debenhams, saying that i was “amongst the strongest performers” at christmas there and are wondering if i’d life to work there again.

All I need to do is phone a number, say i’ve worked there before, do a telephone interview and I may have a job there, simple. Need to see if I get the other, higher paying job i’ve applied for first, so i’ll get back to you all about that.

Cheezy